Tuesday, July 26, 2005

I guess she wants us to forget Hanoi...

...By siding with our enemies in Iraq.

Jane Fonda is planning an anti-war tour. Better yet, she wants to do it in a bus fueled by vegetable oil.

If it wasn't on the AP wire, I'd swear that ScrappleFace was making this up.

Will John Kerry sit near her at rallies like in the old days?

Will Dennis Kucinich give her tips on how to do over-aged hippie buses?

Better yet, will he ride with her so he can have nostalgic flashbacks of the 2004 campaign?

Wait! They are both single again, aren't they? Maybe this is Fonda's way of saying: "Hey Dennis, I really dig skinny little guys who have forgotten what decade they live in."

We can't call her "Baghdad Jane" because she hasn't actually gone overseas and done publicity shots manning weapons intended to kill U.S. servicemen. Then again, nobody has given her an opportunity to pose with an RPG-7 labeled "Hit that Hummer!" yet.

But since she wants to use the vegetable oil bus, it's not too soon to call her "Crisco Jane".