I can't believe I scored as high as I did

I found this test at Lex Communis which supposedly told me whether or not I was a hippie. Of course, I flunked the test, which means I'm not a hippie. But how did I get that 22%? It must have been that tie-die shirt I made as a second grade class project in 1968. See my results and link to the test below.

I am 22% Hippie.

You must be some sort of a Republican. Why did you even bother taking this test, you lousy ditto-head? Probably insecure about your orthodoxy. Just go back to your stinkin' George W. Bush fan club and tell them you wasted 10 minutes of your life. One consolation: at least you don’t smell bad.

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